fix computer errors

Vcomp90.dll Missing, Everytime I Open Motionbuilder I Get The Error?

florian — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:39:39 +0000

can anyone help me with what on earth is a vcomp90.dll?

One Night @ The Call Center!?

florian — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 06:01:55 +0000

1). Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer “Ok.”
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No.”
Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer “No.”
Tech Support:: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?”
Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
2) Customer: “I received the software update you sent,but I am still
getting the same error message.”
Tech Support:: “Did you install the update?”
Customer: “No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?”
3).Customer:: “I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.”
Tech Support:: “Tell me what you’ve done.”
Customer: “I typed ‘A:SETUP’.”!
Tech Support:: “Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.”
Customer:: “It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.”
Tech Support:: “Insert the MS Word setup disk.”
Customer:: “What?”
Tech Support: “Did you buy MS word?”
Customer: “No…”
4).Customer:: “Do I need a computer to use your software?”
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
5).Tech Support:: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,canyou see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
6) Tech Support:: “What type of computer do you have?”
Customer:: “A white one.”
7). Tech Support:: “Type ‘A:’ at the prompt.”
Customer:: “How do you spell that?”
8). Tech Support: “What’s on your screen right now?”
Customer: “A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocerystore.”
9). Tech Support:: “What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Pentium.”
10). Customer: “My computer’s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.”
11).Customer: “I have Microsoft Exploder.”
12).Customer: “How do I print my voicemail?
13). Customer: “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”
Tech Support: “What does it say?”
Customer: “Something about an error and non-system disk.”
Tech Support: “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”
Customer: “No, but there’s a sticker saying there’s an Intel inside.”
14). Tech Support: “Just call us back if there’s a problem. We’re open 24 hours.”
Customer: “Is that Eastern time?”
15). Tech Support:: “What does the screen say now?”
Customer: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”
Tech Support:: “Well?”
Customer: “How do I know when it’s ready?”
16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: What’s the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You’ll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the
command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don’t normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
Letme know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn’t work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That’s your problem there. That version of DOS didn’t come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you ! the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn’t compatible with NOSMOKE

When I Open Yahoo Messenger,it Is Showing Error Message As Msvcp80.dll Not Found What Can I Do Now?

florian — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:40:04 +0000

reinstalling and unistalling is also not possible………can any one plz help??

Visual Studio 2005 Bug: An Unhandled Win32 Exception Error With Firefox.exe?

florian — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:40:05 +0000

Ok, I have never had this problem with Visual Studio until now. Somehow, the Visual Studio debugger is confllicting with my web browser (firefox).
Here’s the problem:
I am currently using Firefox 1.5, & everytime I try to download a picture or movie, I get this Just-In-Time Debugging error asking me what debugger I want to use. I removed Visual Studio 2005, but it didn’t seem to fix the problem. Instead I get a similiar error message saying:
“A unhandled win32 exception occured in firefox.exe[3052], Just-In-Time debugging this exception failed with the following error: No installed debugger has Just-In-Time debugging enabled. In Visual Studio debugging can be enabled from Tools/Options/Debugging/Just-In-Time.
Check the documentation index for ‘Just-in-time debugging, errors’ for more information”
I went to check if I had enabled Just-In-Time debugging, & so far IT IS. I don’t understand why is Visual Studio acting this way. All I want to do is download a few pics & movies to my hard drive, but this bug is not letting me >_< Can someone please help fix this problem?

Windows Xp Won’t Install/repair?

florian — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:01:57 +0000

I have a problem with my old computer. (It worked fine the other day). XP won’t boot up, and when I press enter on ‘Start Windows Normally’ it just reboots and comes up with same message. So I figured I try to repair or reinstall it. So I put the XP CD in my computer, it boots up fine, loads all setup files, and then asks me 3 Options;
1. Run XP Setup (Press ENTER)
2.Repair Windows Installation using Recovery Console. (Press R)
3. Quit Installation. (Press F3)
So I press R to repair it but then it comes up with this error message:
“A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
If this is the first time you’ve seen this error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Disabale or uninstall any anti-virus, disk defragementation or backup utilities. Check your hard drive configuraion and check for any updated drivers. Run CHKDSK /F to check for hard drive corruption, and then restart your computer.
Technical Information:
*** STOP= 0×000000024 (0×001902F8, 0xF8988818, 0xF8988518, 0xF8162857)
*** ntfs.sys = Address F8162857 base at F8158000, DateStamp 3b7dc5d0
SORRY IF ITS LONG!!!

Computer Problem! Need Help!?

florian — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 18:01:54 +0000

I have no clue of what happened but the laptop was working fine when i turned it off on Friday. But when i turned it on today i keep one getting a Stop:0×0000007e error
————————————–…
[COLOR=Blue]A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
If this is the first time you’ve seen this Stop error screen, restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow these steps:
Check to be sure you have adequate disk space. If a driver is identified in the Stop message, disable the driver or check with the manufacturer for driver updates. Try chaging video adapters.
Check with your hardware vendor for any BIOS updates. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.
Technical Information:
*** STOP: 0×0000007E [/COLOR]
————————————–…
Thats pretty much the message im getting no matter what i do?
I already tried starting in best last known config, debug mode, and it wont load it safe mode
actually when i load it in safe mode i starts to load but the freezes when loading Mup.sys
It wont let me reinstall windows either
when i but in the disk…it loads everything but when its ready to install..i get the same message as above…

Why Can I Not Install Any Games – .dll File Problem?

florian — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:40:06 +0000

I have been unable to install PC games on my computer for some time now.
Usually what happens is that some way into installing a game or software, it says that it cannot install and makes some comment about a dll file.
Apologies for lack of detail – if you wish I can try again and quote verbatum.
Thanks in advance

Where Does A Bass.dll File Live In My Computer?

florian — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 11:40:04 +0000

I downloadeded bass.dll files to my computer it is currently sitting in a document folder and I need to know where to put this file so that I can open another file that won’t open until the bass.dll file is properly installed.

Maple Story “rundll32.exe” Error?

florian — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:39:52 +0000

this is my first time downloading and installing Maple Story so I know nothing of this progam.
I have successfully downloaded and installed the game but when I try to get into the game it gives me this error message:
The Instruction at “0×100002c1e” referenced memory at “0×00ac3fdc”. The memory could not be “read”.
what does this error mean and how do I fix it?
I have downloaded the FULL version from the American Server

How Can I Fix My Computer. It Can’t Find Magcore.dll?

florian — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 23:40:07 +0000

Is there some way to fix this for free. I may have deleted it by accident